Goddamit, I really need to cut this out. This time was just as stupid as the others; The kickstand wasn't all the way down and locked. I'd pulled in behind an Auto Zone to change the oil, and when I put the kickstand down with my foot, I guess it didn't go down far enough. Because I got off the bike, left it standing on it's own . . . and over it went. Brendan, you freakin' tard.
Ah well. At least this time, I got a video of me picking it back up. (It's not nearly as difficult as you'd think, especially if my scrawny ass can do it)